The first nurse argued: "I was in charge of an emergency room. I tried my best to help patients, but occasionally I did lose one. I think I should get entry into heaven."
St. Peter looks at her file and decides to admit her to heaven.
It was now the second nurse, who argued: " I worked in very high stress environment and we do our best. I was in operation theatre department. Sometimes the patients are so sick that we fail to save them, but overall we always try very hard."
St. Peter checks her record and decided in favour of her.
The last nurse argued: "I was in cash department.”
St. Peter looks curiously into her file. He took a calculator and started calculating, often going back to her file. After a long time
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THREE NURSES
Three nurses worked in the same office with the same female doctor boss. Everyday, they noticed that their boss left dispensary earlier. One day, the nurses decided that, when the lady boss left, they would leave right behind her. Because she never returned to work, so she would not know who left work before the scheduled time.
The nurse 1 was thrilled to be home early. She heard music of her choice and went to bed before time. The nurse 2 spent the time in making her hair done before meeting her boyfriend on a dinner date. The nurse 3 reached happily at her home. She thought her husband would greet her with pleasure. On hearing a known voice, she got to her bedroom. But she found her boss sleeping with her husband. Fearful she became, but gently, she closed the door and ran back to her place of job.crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, nurse 1 and 2 were planning to leave early again, and they asked the nurse 3. Nurse 3 replied "Aww nooo... I do not want to be caught again. like yesterday."
