FUNNY TALES OF RETIRED PERSONS

ONE WORD TO SING

A Minister decided to do something a little different one of the Sunday mornings.

He said, "Today, I am going to say a single word. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out, "Cross."

Immediately the congregation started singing, "The Old Rugged Cross."

The Pastor said, "Grace."

The crowd began singing, "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound."

The Pastor yelled, "Power..."

The responded singing, "There is Power in the Blood."

The Pastor uttered, "Sex..."

The congregation fell into silence. Everyone was in shock. They began to look around at each other, finding no clue to sing..

Suddenly, from the back bench, a lady of 87, a grandmother, stood up and, in a tiny quavering voice, began to sing, "Precious Memories."


OTHER JOKES ABOUT OLD AGE PERSONS



THE OLD ACQUAINTANCE

An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving.
She gets pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."
The woman gives him her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.