DOCTOR JOKES: The Trains and the Platform.

A doctor was having sweet relationship with his nurse. Once the lady told him that she was pregnant. He advised the nurse to go to a distant city and have the baby. He gave him adequate money and an advice not to let his wife to know anything about their relationship.  

"But how would you know that the baby is born?"  

"Okay, just send me a telegram and write --the thrain has left platform number one."  

The necessary months passed and one hot afternoon the doctor's wife called him on clinic. "Oh, ddear,  there is one telegram. I can not understand the language. "

The doctor was baffled, as the telegram was to come at the clinic and not at home. 

He rushed to home and read the telegram.

On reading it he simply fell on the floor, as if there was a heart attack. Immediately he was shifted to another doctors hospital for the treatne.  

"What happened, Dear?" The wife was still ignorant about the facts.

"Nothing dear. The telegram is meant for a railway station master and not for me. " The doctor took a long breath and said.

In fact the telegram read as : 'One train has left from platform number one. Second  train has left from platform number one. The third  train has left from platform number one and the forth  train has left from platform number one. The platform is now empty but feeling too painful'.