O... GOOD DOCTOR ! WHERE ARE YOU?

AUTHOR : NAVAL LANGA

There are two great clans of humans among us. One is definitely my clan; that is of the lawyers. No one can match the greatness of our clan. You know we are not poor as you think. We have Mahatma Gandhi and Abraham Lincoln with us.

But the other great clan is of the Doctors. They, the doctors, are really great people, all men and women whith white clothes, and mostly with specs of golden frame. If there were no doctors how could have we known the whereabouts of our curable and non-curable diseases?

There are people who regard the doctors as God. But to my mind there is one stupid difference between the God and the doctors. The God has never believed that he is a doctor. (Sorry I don't know exactly that whether God is He or she. But we found doctors in both the sexes.)

Sometimes these godmen, the doctors, too, are caught in a cage. One of my friends had a little difficulty for two days and had gone to a doctor. 
He complained that ," Doctor, I find difficulty in passing urin. Can you help me?"
"Do you drink Wine?"
"Yes, doctor."
"Stop it. You will find no difficulty. It would be easy to pass the urin."
"Doctor, in that case it would not be easy for me to pass a pub."
 
It is not the only difficulty with the doctors that their handwritings are almost chaotic. It's very hard to understand what they tell the patients, too. Once a family doctor said to my friend that, "Look Mr. Shah, at this moment I can not say exactly what is your problem. It is due to drinking of wine, perhaps."
"OK, doctor, I would come again when you are not drunk."